Drake Freestyle Spoof

Once again spoof master Affion Crockett hits us with another Drake spoof. His taking the mick out of Drake when he was in the UK on the Tim Wastewood (or sorry I mean Westwood show lol)

Affion Crockett is killing me he hits the nail on the head...lol



Now check the Real Drake below below and the spoof makes so much sense... Sorry his freestyle is crap,boring and yes snooze button indeed....

Woman Claims She Got Pregnant From 3D Film

The wife of a US Army soldier, Jennifer Stweart, claims she got pregnant by watching a 3D adult film while visiting friends in New York.

38-year-old Jennifer Stweart used the bizarre claims to explain to her husband why their child was black, despite the lovers being very much white skinned.

Jennifer Stewart said her child looks just like a black actor in the adult movie she claims to have watched in 3D with her east coast pals.

“A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive,” Jennifer Stweart said.

Stewart also admits her marriage to the US military man who serves overseas could be in trouble: “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

Despite his wife’s bizarre explanation, Iraq US military man Erick Johnson said: “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible.”

Sounds ridiculous and possibly fake but made me laugh anyway!


story taken from eyejabber.com

Old Spice TV ad

Mr Terry Crews does his stuff for the Old spice (come on don't act like don't know about Old spice ask your dad).

Question is why don't we get adverts like these in the UK huh?

Hustles with Russells

Affion Crockett does Russell Simmons again to good effect! Good to see the real Simmons play along too.

Google's Latest Race Storm

Anyone who has ever used Google (probably 100% of anyone reading this) will have no doubt witnessed the "autocomplete" feature at work when you type in your topic. It's simple, just start typing your search and you are offered suggestions based on what the most popular searches are at the moment. I'd be lying if I said I had never played around seeing what crazy things people may have been searching for.

Moving swiftly to the point, what if this functionality was being abused? Well try going to Google, typing the word "why" in the search bar and then see what you are presented with. You will find the following results...


Hmm...well what can you say about that? Well let's break it down.

Surely this is Google's fault and it's up to them to remove it? I'd say no. They have algorithms in place to determine what appears in their lists and if they start interfering with content then they will be acting against their own principles. I imagine a person or group of people have managed to work out how to work the system and use it in whichever way they choose....shame they couldn't have done something that was actually funny.

Does it stop there? Nope...type "why is there" and see what appears from that entry.

This isn't the first time Google have come under fire for having racist content on their front pages. Not too long ago their was a debate raging due to the first image appearing when searching for images of Michelle Obama being a photoshopped picture of her with a monkeys face.

There was also the email which went round for the "white people stole my car" incident where apparently Google was returning a suggestion of "did you mean black people stole my car?". If anyone bothered to check though this was a hoax and not true although that didn't stop hundreds and thousands claiming they would boycott Google as they are "racist".


On reflection i'd say yes someone has obviously been playing a joke. Is it funny? No. Yes I did laugh but it was more in amazement! Is it Google's fault? nah. We want freedom of speech don't we so if that's the way some people wish to use their skills it's an interesting reflection on them. Let's just hope there aren't too many impressionable youngsters out there who would easily believe this is serious.

iJoke...White men can't duck

There are surely many ways to botch a trampoline dunk at an NBA game, but a fan at Portland TrailBlazer's game show us smashing one's head into the rim is a particularly brutal and embarrassing variation.

Then think this poor guy has to take the LONG walk back to his seat & for the rest of the game listen to people laughing while think "I’m now a you tube star" NOT your way to be famous for five minutes but I’d rather this than being in the big brother house........

Lets Break down 2009 with Skillz

End of each year Skillz aka mad Skillz gives the world a hip hop review of the year with a jokey twist..

Check it out




"who would have thought Tiger was doin 18 hoes" classic

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to everyone from the FarringDons!

Here's a classic Christmas video to enjoy, or even inspire for those who are looking for that last gift for their loved one....actually no seriously, don't do it!

Its Gotta Be The Ads

From back in the day watching Spike Lee aka Brooklyn & Michael Jordan "it's gotta be the shoes" ads to The Nike freestyle ad & even the latest Hyperize 80s Rap group spoof & the Nike 6.0 skateboard ad with Ice Cube Nike always seem to understand there audience & are just funny to watch.

This is no different, Lebron & Kobe puppets with Krs 1 as Santa, take on a trash talking Lupe Fiasco as Blitzen

Enjoy

A Kick in the Nuts

Let me start off by saying I play football and used to play for a team a couple of months ago and I would touch wood every time, that a lethal powerhouse kick don't hit me in the nuts. Just looking at this makes me say ouch that's got to hurt.

What's on Tiger Woods iPod Most Played List??

The FarringDons were having a laugh wondering what would be on Mr Woods playlist....

This is what we came up with...

T Pain – I’m in love with a Stripper
Jay - Z – Girls girl girls
Jamie Foxx – Blame it
Ice Cube – Horny Lil Devil
Musiq – Buddy
Jay - Z – 2 many hoes
2 Pac – Temptations
Little Brother – Cheatin
Rob Base – It Takes Two

& our favourite……

2 Pac – I get around

Feel free to let us know any more you have...




And remember Tiger these are just music videos & songs not a way of life...

Luke I am your something something.....

Sooo Mister Lucas has let Seth loose to Family Guy another Star Wars episode,



coming to a TV screen near you soon on 22nd & your DVD player on the 28th Dec
Something something something Darkside looks to be as funny as Blue harvest..

Can I have This dance?

Just a quick laugh for a Friday. So Skerrit Bwoy was told to hype up the crowd & introduce the new Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" track,
Soooooooo what better way then to show you how to dance to the it???



The Question is did he get her number?

Beat this for a Halloween Trick

So Halloween has passed and seems to be getting bigger and wilder every year (in this country at least). I'm sure a few of you had some crazy costumes and maybe even pulled some funny stunts. For the best trick of the night though we go to the NBA for a game played on Halloween between Sacremento and the San Antonio Spurs.

So the Spurs are up by 3 points in the first quarter, Sacremento are on the attack, when the referee blows to pause play because a bat (how apt) has flown onto the court. In no time at all after play is held, Manu Ginobili swats the bat out of mid-air before picking it up and handing it to an official! If you don't believe me check the video and pic below.

As a precautionary measure Ginobili has been vaccinated for rabies but it is not thought that he has caught anything (apart from the bat). There are mixed reports about what happened to the bat but it looked pretty dead to me.

Autotune The News #9

If you haven't seen any of the videos in this series yet...shame on you! In a nutshell, these guys take footage of recent news and autotune it into a much more palatable and funny musical news roundup.

Enjoy....!

iJoke Young Mac

Need we say more than
Press play,
And enjoy a comedy great at work

KICK IT......

Amy Winehouse TRYS to Rap

So picture the scene @ the studio Amy’s just done another bottle of vodka the band are chillin talking about general stuff & someone says

“Hey Did you See 8 Miles the other night?”

Amy jumps up & says

“ Saw it I live dat sh#t. I’m a freestyle queen I spit the hot fire like my name was Dylon! Drop a beat & press record your about to hear some ill sh#t”



I tell you two heavy weight rappers the game missed out on…..



Don’t quit your day jobs people…..

Warning (A new form of rap beef)

So it seems 50 Cent is warning people that listening to Fat Joe's latest album is very dangerous, as the clip shows.

You got to hand it to 50 Cent for this, as he's not even done a diss track and dam this is too funny...my hat goes off to 50 Cent, great marketing lol

Fat Joe has only replied via Twitter with the hardest diss known (not) lol

"Tell 50 to get off my D*CK already he was sick that my album is SO HOT that real music not that wack sh*t him and his clowns are making"!!

50 rushed to Hospital for Noise Poisoning?

Its not often you hear of a hip hop beefs that makes you laugh,
It's normally diss record after diss record of haterade followed by a very public....

"naw son me & (add other Rappers name here) are cool now........ Oh buy my album"

But this sh#t right here (in Kat williams voice) this is just cold & funny all at the same time!!

Watch it & tell me what you think

iJoke Run This Town Spoof

Affion Crockett is a comdey superstar & this by far is one of the funneist spoof videos I've seen.....

Set face to laugh & press play