Taken from his own words... Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is "a British-born, currently Australian-based writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder. When he isn't talking very fast into a headset mic he also designs freeware adventure games and writes the back page column for PC Gamer, who are too important to mention us. His personal site is www.fullyramblomatic.com."
Anyway, Zero Punctuation is his games review series, you will quickly notice the why it is named so when you check out the reviewing style. To put it simply, if you are tired of stuffy, witless or plain boring games reviews you need take a look. As well as being pretty damn funny, I usually find the reviews to be spot-on. He manages to find the annoyances and glitches in even your favourite games and as for games that are plain crap to begin with, well they get no mercy!
So, if you have never seen any before here are a couple of examples!...oh and by the way, if you are offended by strong language, you may well be better off making a cuppa instead...and maybe you should go and lighten up a bit...
Batman Arkham Asylum
Guitar Hero 5 / Beatles Rock Band
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
Zero Punctuation Games Reviews
Zero Punctuation Games Reviews
Thursday, 1 October 2009
Blueprint 3 - LB's Verdict
After sitting on it for a few days and giving it some heavy rotation I feel I can now give a proper judgement of Jay-Z’s 11th album, The Blueprint 3.
So where do we start, is this to be another classic in the vein of the 1st Blueprint album or a misguided collection of hit and miss like its sequel?
Let’s get into it. The album kicks off on a good note with What We Talkin About, which sets the tone for the rest of the album lyrically, Hov seems in a determined mood brushing off the naysayers and once again letting you know why he is still at the top of the game.
Thank You comes next with its laid back, celebratory horns and Jiggaman steps up a gear, once again shutting down his opponents with a smooth swagger announcing “I was gonna kill a couple rappers but they did it to themselves I was gon’ do it with the flow But they did it with their sales”.
If you have been near a radio in the last couple of months you will have no doubt heard the first 2 singles DOA and Run This Town. Personally I need to let these rest for a minute because any attraction I had to them in the beginning has quickly worn off. DOA due to so many listens and Run This Town due to the fact I can’t take any more of Rihanna’s painful vocals.
Empire State of Mind featuring Alicia Keys was initially a massive disappointment to me before I had even heard it. I read an early tracklist for the album which listed Nas as a feature and had NY State of Mind 3 running through my mind....imagine that! Well, no Nas and a different vibe to the aforementioned NY classics but I was won over. Opening with Travis Barker-esque drums ala Rihanna’s Umbrella, Jay champions his City ably assisted by Alicia. It’s no surprise this has become a hit in its own right. Check the video in the next post for the live performance on Jonathan Ross with show stealer Bridget Kelly who will make you say Alicia who?! (as well as a few other things...put your tongue away n stop gawpin!)
On with the album...As Real As It Gets is a solid track featuring Young Jeezy, sometimes i can’t stand Jeezy but he’s palatable on this one.
On To The Next One is probably the 1st club track on the album with a bass heavy Swizz Beats production, Jiggaman procedes to let you know what is no longer in fashion and how he stays on top of what’s hot.
A Star Is Born produced by Kanye is a wicked track with Mr Carter giving props where he feels due. Even some of his longtime haters (i.e 50 Cent, Mobb Deep) get positive mentions. My highlight on this track is how he takes what was once a major diss from Nas, “Eminem murdered you on your own sh!t”, and gives the man praise. ““Wayne did a milli, 50 did a milli, ‘Ye too But what Em did was silly. The white boy blossomed After Dre endorsed him His flow on “Renegade” – fuckin’ awesome Applaud ‘em.”.
Off That, Venus Vs Mars and Reminder are Timbaland’s offerings and although none of them leap out as some of Tim’s best work, each are worth a listen. Off That is much in the vein of On To The Next with Drake possibly being underused just on hook duty. Venus Vs Mars is a fun male/female clash over a brooding beat. Reminder is just that, if you maybe forgot or for some reason didn’t know why and how the man is at the top of the game, this will tell you why!
One of my favourite tracks has to be Already Home. The beat took a minute to win me over but lyrically its Fiyah. I’d say this tune sums up the tone Jay comes with for most of the album, brushing off his critics directly again even using their own barbs against them “Oh they call me a camel, but I mastered the drought, what the fuck I’m an animal, half man, half mammal””. Perhaps my only gripe is Kid Cudi only being used for a hook.
This leaves 3 tracks, Hate with Kanye West which i’m still undecided on, its got a quirky switched up flow but not a favourite. So Ambitious i’m trying hard to like but as with alot of recent Neptunes productions I feel a bit let down. Forever Young feat Mr Hudson...I hate it. What more can I say?!
Blueprint 3 - LB's Verdict
Tuesday, 29 September 2009
FIFA 10 vs Pro Evo 2010 - LB's Verdict

Previously we questioned who would come out on top in the latest battle between the biggest football game franchises on the market. After having a play of both I am now ready to decide which side of the fence I will fall...
A little history - Fifa burst onto gaming consoles in late 1993 challenging the previous dominance of classics such as Sensible Soccer and Kick Off. It turned into a massive series, especially after Fifa 95 when official licences were used and Fifa's trademark presentation began. Over the years however Fifa has been accused and in my opinion guilty, of style over substance.
Pro Evolution Soccer, originally ISS Pro, was released originally in 1997. The series has gradually grown and evolved (excuse the pun) over the years and become critically acclaimed as the footballer's football game. There were limited official licences and the commentary and presentation were laughable at times, but the gameplay shone through.
So bringin us back up to date...I have mentioned before my massive disappointment of last year's edition of Pro Evolution Soccer. It was if anything a backward step when really a leap forward was needed to rejuvenate the series. Prior to Pro '09 I can say hand on heart that I hated Fifa with a passion and thought it wasn't worthy of lacing Pro's boots...or loading it's disc in the tray maybe. I am happy to say this year's Pro Evo 2010 is an improvement on last years rubbish, BUT, i'm sad to say not a massive improvement. The players still seem sluggish and some of the AI movement will drive you insane. It's main downfall though I believe is in underestimating the competition.
Last year Fifa grew up. It stepped out of the Hollywood starlight and decided to get it's boots muddy, resulting in a game with depth and the trademark gloss. The movement of the players and silky control felt just right, aside from the OTT sliding tackles at times but i'll allow that. The game just felt natural and I was ashamed to admit it at first but Fifa was now on top. After sampling this year's game it looks like they've tweaked it just enough to stay on top too, completing my conversion to the "dark side"! With closer on-the-ball control and the game being made a tad quicker, the slickness is still there.
Overall i'd have to say it's a no brainer and any die-hard Pro Evo fans need to wake up and smell the coffee (includin you Mr 2Drinks!). It almost hurts me to say it but Fifa is champ for another year.
FIFA 10 vs Pro Evo 2010 - LB's Verdict
Wednesday, 29 July 2009
Bruno - Film Review

Now this film has had a lot of hype and I have to give credit to the people marketing this film because you can't go anywhere and not see a poster or trailer of this film..
Okay now Sacha brought us Borat. I was one of them people who was like errrr nah I'm not watching that. So after the hype I got it for cheap (play.com, I should have shares in this company) anyway to much of my surpise I loved it and could not stop laughing.
So Sacha comes up with another character, a gay model is looking to become famous after he is shut out of his homeland. I'm used to being shocked but this film jumped over the border line so many times I lost count. From gay sex and a penis gag that will make the faint hearted leave the cinemas, this film is still packed a lot of laughter. Big note if u don’t wish to see a penis on a large cinema screen then this is not for you. Please note I had no idea about this so I was shocked as everybody else was. (lol)
Do I think its better then Borat, nah
Do I say go and watch it (only if you want to be shocked a little)
I’ll give this a 4/10.
Bruno - Film Review
Tuesday, 21 July 2009
Gran Torino - Film Review
When I first heard about this film I was like what is this old man going to do cha dam silly idea. Mr Honest thought wrong as this old man had issues and was grumpy as hell which was funny. Clint Eastwood still has the one liners and the look that tells you don’t want to mess with me (bad man forward, bad man pull up lol sorry had to put it in somewhere). A lot of the time this film had me in stitches and I can not recall a dull moment.
Plot
The death of his wife starts the film of and then you get to meet Walt Kowalski (Clint Eastwood) is a disgruntled war vet who is very tough minded and lack of people skills (wishing I was like him when I get older). The story is mainly about his relationship with his new neighbors who come from a different country (boy they can pack out their house). Well Walt has his dog for his best friend but his prize possession is his 1972 Gran Torino (even I wanted it). The teenager named Thao who lives next door (one of them quiet types) is under pressure from one of his cousins to steal Walt’s Gran Torino for initiation to the gang. The film takes a journey with Walt, Thao and his sister. He opens up and builds up a friendship with the family next door. Not going tell you much more as I see this as a must see.
Verdict
I really enjoyed it and thought it was a good film and it was well done. Loved the dialog between the characters, the storyline was nicely built up. This is no doubt a must see and I think it has earned the hype behind it…
I give it an 8/10 well above average….Clint Eastwood is the man….
Mr. Honest…..
Gran Torino - Film Review
Thursday, 2 July 2009
The Hangover - Review ... Must see film!
The Hangover……Release date 11/Jun/09
Okay so here comes another road trip idea of a film (which enters my mind)…how many more can one brain take…
Okay so the idea is nothing new a stag do for Doug and his boys, 2 days before he gets married, they plan a night out in Las Vegas. When they wake up the next morning to which none of them have no ideas on the events that took place the night before. A Tiger in the bath room, the groom is missing and a banging hangover.
I sat down with an open mind (wishing this would entertain me) my wish came true, oh yes this had jokes and one liners that even I would copy and paste. Even Mike Tyson playing himself was fun. It is a pick up the clues film with rude jokes and the lads’ intake of having fun.
I’m sure if you like films such as the 40 year old virgin, Superbad, Role Model and I love you man. Then this is for you. The comedy is up there with these titles.
I give this 8/10 as this had me in some stitches….a must watch, a film that will make u bust your gut with laugher.
Mr Honest (some times just too dam honest) lol
The Hangover - Review ... Must see film!