Haye vs Valuev - David Taunts Goliath

With less than a month remaining until the showdown between the biggest man in boxing and the man with arguably the biggest mouth, David Haye has decided to go on the offensive in the way he knows best.

Hate him or love him you've got to admit Haye is trying his best to single handedly spice up the the dull heavyweight division. After the disappointment of his matchup with Klitschko being called off, he has once again set about winding up his giant opponent, polarising fans in the process.

So for his latest trick Haye has decided to stage a fake press press conference complete with a man in a mask dressed as Valuev. Add to this the cardboard cut out of Valuev which he knocks the head off. So is the 7 foot Valuev going to be riled by this? If not I wonder what he thought about Haye's other thoughts...

"He's an ugly type of fighter, he tries to lean on you, tries to brawl and comes out with a really hairy chest that gets matted and is disgusting."

"I've never been a big fan of the matted hair in my face. The size I am, I sort of come up to his chest and apparently the word around the campfire is that he doesn't smell too sweet."

"I've talked to a few guys that have been in the ring with him and they say that's the first thing they notice, just the stench."

"Hopefully he runs a cold tap over himself or someone hoses him down outside before he comes in."

You can watch the video of the "press conference" here